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I want to hear your stories. All of them. The embarrassing, the hilarious, the crass and especially the absurd. I want them all for guest blog Tuesday. Or feel free to email me just to tell me how much you adore me, or if you want to let me know that I post about peeing way too often and it makes you sick, that's cool too. All you have to do is email me!

You know you want to follow me on Twitter.. come on, I know you do. I swear that I'm a super interesting and insightful tweeter.  Everyone wants to read my irrational rants about public transportation, crappy reality television and how crazy my family happens to be. Do it, I dare you.