Oh, you know, just a normal phone conversation with my mother:
me: between last night and this morning, i came down with a cold
mom: oh baby, i'm sorry. are you at work? you should go home and rest
me: i took some mucinex, i'll be fine
mom: are you sure?
me: yes.. i don't know if it's related but i'm having a hard time focusing my eyes. things look.. fuzzy?
mom: have you been eating a lot of sugar lately?
me: i don't know, maybe? no? what does that have to do with anything?
mom: i mean, when people with diabetes eat too much sugar it can have that effect on their vision.
me: i don't have diabetes
mom: people can get diagnosed with diabetes at any age
me: I DON'T HAVE DIABETES
mom: you never kn --
me: i have to go. you're too crazy for me right now