I've been living in my apartment for a little over a year. I finally got to meet one of my neighbors last week. And he's incredibly good looking. Too bad he'll probably avoid me for the rest of my life. Why's that, do you ask? Probably due to the fact that we met because he came knocking on my door after I put both feet in the same pant leg of my pajamas and fell face down, HARD. I'm not sure if it was my body crashing to the floor that alerted him, or maybe it was me screaming "OW OW OW CRAP DAMNIT OUCCHHHH" over and over again.
He'll probably want to marry me. Right?
I think it's time to invest in some padded clothing. Or bubble wrap.