Instead I'll share with you a little something that I've discovered. You know the new J-Lo (or is she going by Jennifer Lopez again? Who cares?) song? Yea, this one:
When I heard the song for the first time I recognized the back beat. It took me but a second to figure it out. Oh yea, it comes from this cinematic masterpiece which you've probably never seen but I had on VHS:
Yes, the movie is called The Forbidden Dance. Pay close attention to the trailer - and be careful, because passion has a rhythm all its own. I'd say that you should watch it except it's totally awful, and probably has never been released on DVD. You can thank me later.