coworker: You know, you really remind me of my sister.
me: Oh, that's nice. Wait.. you mean your sister who is 35, single, has six cats, a three-legged goat and lives on a farm in Pennsylvania?
me: That is the worst thing you've ever said to me.
coworker: NO! It's because you're sassy and don't take crap from anyone.
me: Characteristics that you think will lead me to be single forever with six cats and a three legged goat?
coworker: But the goat is famous! It's really fast! It won a race!