Wednesday, April 20, 2011

sass

Did you know that I used to be able to sing? No, I'm not joking! I was the lead in many of my camp and school musicals. I played Sarah Brown in Guys and Dolls, Mammy Yokum in Damn Yankees, the mayor in the Pied Piper and most importantly QUEEN ISABELLA in some weird play about Columbus discovering America (whatup, fourth grade!). I think that was my shining moment because my mom let me wear my favorite velvet dress for the show. However, I think that I unknowingly signed an agreement during puberty that gave me boobs but took away my singing talents. Yes, let's go with that.

I don't know what it is about strong, sassy female musicians that makes me want to turn up the volume and sing (off-key) really, REALLY loudly. If you don't listen to Adele, then you're an idiot, and you need to start, IMMEDIATELY:

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