Seriously. The photographers always manage to capture the most unflattering angle at the most unflattering time. I've participated in countless races but can count on two hands how many decent photos I've had. And most of them came from the Newport half. I don't know how, but I was uncharacteristically photogenic during that race. Maybe because I smashed my previous PR and was totally bad ass? Yea.. probably.
The pictures that came from the marathon were.. how do I put this? Heinous. Beyond unflattering. And instead of keeping them to myself, I've decided to share them all with you. Why? Because I'm sure you could use a good laugh. Don't say I never gave ya nothin':
|A little too early in the race to look so pissed.|
|Aaaand still looking pissy|
|Looking pissed AND like I'm about to puke|
|I look constipated. Awesome.|
|Can you tell that I'm crying as I cross the finish line? Yep, I am.|
|Do you like my sweet fanny pack?|