Monday, December 20, 2010

spelling fail

When I was a little girl we had a swing set in my backyard. Part of that was a clubhouse. One day I decided to start a club. It was going to be the coolest place in the neighborhood, everyone would want in. I'd be fighting them off with a stick! I thought long and hard about the proper way to initiate the neighborhood kids into my club. One day it hit me, like a flash of light, SPELLING! I would give people spelling tests. If they passed, they stayed in the club. If not, they were out! Would you be surprised if I told you that I didn't have a ton of friends growing up and that I spent a lot of time by myself?

Oh, and it lasted about 45 minutes before everyone said "SCREW THIS" and ran out of the club house.

Fail.

But at least I can appreciate stupid spelling mistakes such as this:

1 comment:

Date Girl said...

Nice. I want a litter of kittens when I get a pizza. :-) I get so frustrated with people who misspell common words. I would have been in your club. :-)