Wednesday, October 6, 2010

google-fu

Like most bloggers, I have a site counter that gives me tons of (mostly useless) information about visitors to my blog. I can see things like how many people visit a day, how many pages they click on, referring webpages, and whatnot. Sometimes I base the how I feel about my blog on how many people read per day. But then there are the days, like today, I am able to laugh because of the fantastic search terms that somehow lead people to my blog. It doesn't even matter how many hits I've had on my blog today, because, oh Google, you slay me.

Case in point:

9 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "molly american girl"
That doll was clearly based off of my childhood photo 

7 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "kissing frogs"
Well, that you would expect

4 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "holy hangover batman"
Clearly I get drunk a lot. And blog about it a lot. Fair enough.  

3 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "creepy"
Okay.. that's a bit weird.

2 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "coughing naked"
Well.. alright then. Sure...

2 people came to my blog in the last month by searching "no pants party ideas"
I mean, I don't really like pants so I guess I can understand that? Sorta?

1 person cam to my blog in the last month by searching "pee on him"
Homeboy say whaaaaat? I just.. Well I guess I used to blog about peeing a lot? I'd be ashamed, if I was capable of such a feeling.

6 comments:

Monica said...

I can't get over how hilarious some of these are. I'm tempted to get a site meter thingy just to see the things that lead people to my blog.

Mel said...

Hilarious....

Betsy said...

thats how I found your blog (naked coughing!)

j. said...

Monica - i could hardly believe it myself. i was laughing SO hard.

Betsy - please tell me that you're serious? that would be SO BEYOND amazing.

AtlYankeeBelle said...

how do I get one of these counters. I want to see how people are finding my blog lol

j. said...

belle - it's all from my stats blogger stats counter! i also have one from sitemeter!