Monday, August 23, 2010

oopsies

My mom just called to let me know that she found two pairs of underwear stuffed into a pair of  sneakers. She called me at work and was all "AND THEN I PICKED UP MY SNEAKERS AND TWO THONGS FELL OUT. THONGS! I DO NOT WEAR THONGS! DADDY HAS A WOMAN ON THE SIDE!!" I was only half-listening to her because, well, that's how most of our conversations work. But, a part of my brain must have been paying attention because a little light bulb went off...

"Wait, are they black Nike sneakers?" to which she responds "YES!! WHY?!"

And then I had  to remind my mother that she lent those sneakers to me when I went to Atlantic City. And the OMG THONGS that she found? Mine.

Oopsies.. sorry for making you think that your husband of 30+ years was cheating on you with some cheap floozie who wears lace thongs. Instead it's your floozie of a daughter who's wearing the lace thongs.

6 comments:

MelissaNibbles said...

I would like to know the backstory behind the thongs being stuffed into sneakers in Atlantic City...

j. said...

haha i wish that were as amusing as the rest of the story. i always shove socks/underwear into my shoes/sneakers so it frees up space in the rest of my suitcase.

Tanie said...

Are you sure they didn't belong to this whorse?

http://captchart.tumblr.com/post/998749845/this-whorse-submitted-by-pronombrious

j. said...

HAHAHA i wish.. i really do wish they did.

AtlYankeeBelle said...

too funny! I once asked my mom to bring me a thong to wear to something (my pantie line was showing) and she comes over and hands me granny panties. lol

cornflakegirl74 said...

LMAO!! That's awesome. I'm sure she was relieved to know the thong belonged to you and not some floooozy hookin' it up with her hubby :)