Wednesday, May 26, 2010

feels like summer again

Life has been exciting lately! And it's partially why I've been a blogger-failure. First, as I said, I'm moving in July! Movin' on up.. well, not really. I'm moving approximately half a mile away from my current apartment. But the difference is that I'm going to be living on my own for the first time ever. I'm a bit frightened of living alone - partially because of the episode of Sex and the City when Miranda chokes on her Chinese food. Call me irrational, others have before, but I will have chairs in my apartment that are the appropriate height should I ever need to administer the Heimlich maneuver on myself.

My best friend in the entire world is getting married in July and I am honored to be in the bridal party, even if I was forced by a bitch, I mean, the Macy's saleswoman, to order a size 14 dress. I haven't gotten it yet, but I have lost about 10 lbs since then. So if it doesn't need some major alterations, I may be forced to throw myself out of a window (juuuust kidding!). The bachelorette party will be spent in Atlantic City in June. I'm not-so-secretly hoping that I'll meet my very own "Situation" there, except mine won't be as old, or as ugly, but he will have the same rock hard abs. Oh, and the weekend after I'll be running a half marathon that starts at 6:30am, I'd love to know whose brilliant idea this was. Oh, wait.. that was me. Crap.

So now that I've basically been booked solid for all of June and July.. there's one more thing. Oh, no big deal, just a ten day trip to Spain with one of my favorite people in the world in early September. Lori and I are going to traipse around, taking pictures, drinking Sangria, and making Spaniards fall in love with us. The plan is to fly into Madrid, spend some time there, hit up Segovia and Toledo, make our way down to Seville, then over to Granada, and then hop on a plane up to Barcelona. We got an amazing deal on the airfare and basically I'm going to be so poor come September that I may be begging for donations via my blog (only half kidding here).

So if my posting is slightly sporadic and not as funny as usual, please forgive me. I do love blogging, and I promise to always come back with funny stories. A little teaser for my next blog: Trying to answer the question of why cabbies love me but other men do not.

Riddle me that.


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