Sunday, February 21, 2010

it's mah burfday

I survived! I didn't assault any of my friends, didn't fall in the street and I don't recall telling anyone that I hated them. I mean, maybe I called some dude at the bar a douchebag after he bought me a shot of Patron. In my defense he actually WAS a douchebag. I just chose to make him aware after I downed the free drinks. I'll have a more detailed summary of the night at some point but I can tell you that I danced on stage with a tranny named Destiny, had my face shoved into a gay man's crotch and shoved a dollar bill into the leotard of "Lady Gaga". All in all an amazing night. And I consider it a birthday miracle that I woke up with only a moderately crippling hangover. Here's to hoping that 26 is a good year. Thanks for all the well-wishes friends!

8 comments:

Elliott said...

Happy Birthday!

Shelby said...

Congrats on a good night. :] I agree, sometimes you just have to tell someone they are a douche..I mean what if they didn't already know it. You did him a favor. Yay for the free drink. hehe.

j. said...

thanks elliott!

and shelby - sometimes a douche just needs to hear that he's a douche. but i was kind enough to take that drink off of his hands :)

dogimo said...

I hope you kept that sash! Killer color.

j. said...

the sash and crown are currently on my desk. the glasses, however, were a sacrifice to the birthday / transvestite gods.

Date Girl said...

Welcome to 26! It's been my favorite year so far. You're gonna love it :-)

Princess Malphaba said...

Sounds like a great night!!! Happy birthday! Here's to a wonderful year for ya!

j. said...

thanks ladies - i've decided that i'm going to make this year amazing and i will settle for nothing less!