Saturday, December 19, 2009

well f*ck u

So I signed into OkCupid tonight and saw that I had a message. Oh goody! I look and it's an email that was generated because I missed some instant messages from someone. Poetry. He spoke pure poetry:

illwillthville: whats up
illwillthville: u from somerville?
illwillthville: well fuck u

Furthermore, I came across (and subsequently purchased) this bottle of Vitamin Water today on a trip to target. It's like the whole world knows that I'm back to the world of online dating.

What do you mean you can't read it because the text is backwards? I'm sorry that you guys are so picky about the direction of your letters. It says "10 calories per serving: that's 10 minutes of online 'dating'." My cell phone was being a bitch and didn't want to send the message and I was too lazy to get my camera out so sorry, you get a backwards photobooth picture. Laziness trumps all.


dogimo said...

You should send people a postcard like that. "Hey! How's it going? Haven't seen you in ages! How have you been...? Hello? Hello??

HelllOOOOO??? What are you ignoring me??

Well fuck u."

Unknown said...

i think my new tagline is going to be "well fuck u". it's timeless.

Jean Michelle Miernik said...

I think it's hilarious that there are gamer nerds and other weirdos who basically live online and have come to believe that things like icons of faces are actual people, looking at them, responding (or not) to them personally, at their computer.

It's like the modern version of Bre'r Rabbit's tarbaby fight.