Wednesday, December 9, 2009

oh i'm totally going to be rich

denice Denice (exactly how it appeared in my inbox) just sent me a Yahoo calendar invitation titled "HAVE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION OPPORTUNITY FOR THE REGARD.DR denice"

Apparently I have from 5:00-6:00pm today to take advantage of this super sweet deal. Are you interested because I sure as hell am! Here's Dr. denice Denice's super legitimate message:
DEAR PARTNER,I HAVE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION OPPORTUNITY FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE BOTH FAMILIES, AN AUDITDIRECTOR WITH BANK OF AFRICA BURKINAFASO.I DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED FUND WORTH OF € 9..5MILLION EUROS. THE CLAIMS IS 100% RISK FREE.I NEED A HONEST FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WE CAN BOTH DO THIS TRANSACTION TOGETHER. FOR MORE CLEARIFICATION REPLY ME BACK FOR MORE DETAILS THANKS AND HAVE A GREAT DAY 1. NAME IN FULL: 2. AGE: 3. PHONE.BEST REGARD.DR denice.

BRB - off to go quit my job and light my office on fire because I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BE RICH. Fuck all y'all! P.S. that y'all useage was totally for you Hucko. I love your southern ass and drawl.

Okay back to letting work make me its bitch. I swear one of these days I'll go back to posting things that are actually funny and not just creepy sexual Snuggie positions.

2 comments:

Princess Malphaba said...

That's so awesome! Congrats!!!! I won publisher's clearing house this morning too!!!!

Elizabeth said...

LOL!!!! Thanks for the shout out!! I love you too, I reckon....