Monday, December 7, 2009

baby it's cold outside

In honor of my office once again not having heat and me having to walk around wearing my Snuggie in order to avoid hypothermia -- I present to you the Snuggie Sutra. Amazing for those cold, New England winter nights when you want to have sex but don't want to risk catching a chill.

Here are a couple of my favorites:

Pigs in a Blanket:
"The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her mate behind her.
Whisper softly while you are warmly forking."

The Cuddly Puppy:
"The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her.
She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house,
but still knows who her daddy is."

After reading these descriptions, I feel both curious and.... filthy. I kind of like it.


dogimo said...

Is he giving the 'thumbs up'...!? Yeh-hah!

Elliott said...

I love the Snuggie Sutra.

Almost enough to consider buying a Snuggie. My personal favorite is 'The Night In', but yeah, 'The Cuddly Puppy' could work.

Anonymous said...

I loved this post.

Unknown said...

dogimo - i mean, wouldn't YOU give a thumbs up too?!

elliott - the night in is an excellent choice. buy a snuggie and let me know how it goes.

f - you know how i love my snuggie.... :)