Monday, October 12, 2009

this is really my life

Thank you, Christopher Columbus for accidentally stumbling upon the Americas. It is because of that fact that my office was closed today. He's also the reason I was able to play Queen Isabella in my fourth grade play in my favorite velvet (no judging - I was eight!) dress. So thanks, Chris, you're a gem.

I decided to stop at Dunkin Donuts on my way home from the boy's apartment this morning. I'm wearing a sweet, sexy combination of Old Navy pajama pants, and some sort of graphic zip-up hoodie. Like I said, sexy. I notice as I get out of my car that a big, burly dude in a Hell's Angels jacket is staring at me. I try not to make eye contact with him as I go in to order. I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden he's yelling lewd, crass comments in my direction. I'd rather not go into detail, but to put it mildly - I was propositioned, and then some. For some reason it took a little time to get my order together and the manager actually told him that he had to leave

Oh, and in case you're wondering - we're getting married next week. On motorcycles. That are moving. The wedding party will be wearing all leather. Be there.

Can't wait!!

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