Thursday, October 8, 2009

anyone up for a yodel?

So let's talk about how this morning I walked down to the bus stop and there was a gentleman sitting there on a bench. Yodeling. Yep, you read that correctly. He was yodeling at 8:32 in the
morning. There's no people like Somervillians, that's for damn sure.

Oh, I also rediscovered Overheard in New York this afternoon. I used to read religiously, and then forgot it existed. But today, as I was in major procrastination mode, it came back to me and I started reading. I had forgotten how freaking hilarious it is and how stupid people really can be:

NYU girl #1: I'm totally a vegetarian, and I thought Lucy was, until she told me that she had bacon the other day!
NYU girl #2: Oh my god! That's so terrible, that poor pig. Though I think it's okay to eat chicken. I don't really consider chicken an animal. They're too stupid to be an animal. But bacon, that's totally bitchy.

Girl on cell phone: I mean, usually in order to get a full workout it takes me like an hour to sweat. I never sweat, never. It's always so hard for me to get a workout. (pause) Yeah, seriously, I mean, I've gotta stretch first, work myself up, I mean... Really, it takes a long time til I feel like I've gotten a good workout usually. But this time it was just one... (pause) awesome, huge, unbelievable cock! (pause) Oh, shit, I forgot I'm in public!

Wholesome-looking man, walking with several families with kids and carrying a cross: Jesus Christ died for our sins today so that we can all give blowjobs whenever we want!

Mother: And that's why they're beautiful, cuz god made them. Everything god makes is beautiful.
Daughter, pointing to homeless man: Not that.

Girl to friends: I definitely think gay vomit would be the prettiest.

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