Tuesday, July 14, 2009

found him!

Oh my goodness, I think I've just found my future husband. The search for Mr. Right is officially over everyone, and all thanks to Craigslist. I no longer have to feel shame for my love of taxidermy AND Kung Fu.

BRB, booking tickets to Phoenix to be with my soulmate:

Wanted: Taxidermist who watches a lot of Kung Fu

I am looking to hire someone with the means to obtain and stuff animals in fashions I choose, which will be Kung Fu for now. When I was younger I convinced a friend of mines dad to create two squirrels Kung Fu fighting. I still think about it from time to time and have decided to get my own Kung Fu animals, I understand this is a bizarre request. Serious inquiries only, please E-Mail me the species of animals you commonly hunt or can obtain and your rate for taxidermy of each in various Kung Fu poses. Mounting preferred. Once again I feel I must state this is serious. If you can show any of your previous work it will probably give you an edge on the competition. Please respond via/e-mail. Thank you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why would you assume that a catch like that would be single?

jessie said...

You're right, anonymous. All the good ones are taken.

Date Girl said...

The competition? This person thinks that more than one person is going to contact him about taxidermy of animals doing kung fu?? ROFL!