Saturday, May 9, 2009

holy hangover batman

First of all, let's talk about how it's 6:30 on Saturday and I JUST got out of bed half an hour ago. Holy hangover Batman. Last night consisted of margaritas, shots, carbombs and way, way too much beer. At one point I decided I was done wearing underwear (I was wearing a dress that was on the long side) so I went into the bathroom and took them off and put them in my purse. Am I not the picture of class? My punishment was that I spent today going back and forth between napping and writhing in pain on my bed. But, I'm up, I'm out of bed and I'm feeling almost human again.

Anyway I had a frightening look into my future the other day. It was 2:15 pm, and I had just finished my afternoon snack when I realized that I had gotten crumbs all over my lap. Instead of getting up and brushing them off, I reached for a can of condensed air and sprayed myself clean. I would say that this is an efficient use of my energy, whereas my coworkers would say that it makes me incredibly lazy. Potato, potahto.

My roommate and I often talk about how we're very, very quickly turning into the same person. It's a by-product of having lived together for an extended period of time, most of which is spent lying on the couch watching crappy movies. I think that I'm going tato adjust to life very easily when we officially morph into one. It'll probably look something like this:

Look at her, with her sweet fanny pack aka purse and me looking all sassy with my hand on our hip.

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