Tuesday, March 24, 2009

tag-a-uhohs

Time for another guest blogger! I was going to edit it into paragraph form, but I think it's a lot more amusing to read it as it was told to me. I love the whole steam of consciousness way that she told her story. Definitely adds to the hilarity of the situation. So next time you open up a box of Girl Scout cookies, keep this story in mind:

Zoe: I’m fucking my boythang and i live at home
Zoe: and I’m weird about my dad finding the condoms/wrappers
Zoe: so in my post coital haze I put them in an empty girl scout cookies box
Zoe: tagalongs
Zoe: and then put it in the closet
Zoe: so then last night i forgot to put it back in my closet where I've been keeping it
Zoe: so it was by my bed
Zoe: and
Zoe: my step-mom is diabetic so I keep everything with sugar in it in my room
Zoe: and the stack of cookies and crap is kind of near my bed
Zoe: so this morning
Zoe: my dad came in
Zoe: and he was like
Zoe: YOU HAVE TAGALONGS LEFT AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
Zoe: and I’m like, oh no, it's trash
Zoe: and he's like, well hand it to me, I’m on my way out to the big dumpster anyway
Zoe: so I’m like
Zoe: UM NO THERE'S ONE LEFT
Zoe: BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Zoe: and then later I emptied one of the boxes of lemonade ones
Zoe: and put my condoms in there
Zoe: because no one’s going to want them
Zoe: the end