Wednesday, March 18, 2009

shower un-fun

My friend has a Golden Tee arcade game in his apartment. I don't know why, but every time I think of it, I think that it's called a Golden Shower. Obviously they are very, VERY different things, but what can I say? My mind is clearly warped. If you don't know what a Golden Shower is, well, I'm not going to tell you, just look it up. I'm trying to keep this blog as PG-13 as possible!

Anyway, I dated my ex, we'll call him La Douche, for about 4 months or so before we became "official". At first it was fine, but as we continued to date, it was clear that we were only dating each other and I started to get agitated. One night La douche and I had a discussion where he said he just "wasn't ready yet" to make that step. This obviously irritated me, but I dealt with it the only way I know how - being passive aggressive. It's a woman's most effective weapon.

A couple of weeks later we were in the shower. At one point I look down and La Douche is just casually peeing on my foot. Who the HELL pees on someone's foot?! I stormed out of the shower and yelled "I BETTER BE YOUR DAMN GIRLFRIEND NOW."

A week later, I was.


Anonymous said...

oh my god, jessie. i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. that is AWFUL.

Unknown said...

Story of my life :)