Sunday, March 22, 2009

let's get it on

It's my junior year of high school and I'm making out with my (then) boyfriend in the back seat of his Buick LeSabre. At this point I'm still a virgin but we've been getting closer and closer to sealing the deal, so to speak. We had no choice but to make out in the car due to us both being in highschool and living at home, you know how it is. Things are getting a little heated when he suddenly stops, looks me straight in the eyes and says: "Do you want to make love?"

I can't take this request seriously because, well, I'm in the back seat of a car less than a mile from my house. Not exactly the way I want to lose my virginity. Also, as soon as he said it, this song popped into my head:

In true Jessie form, I ruined the moment by laughing hysterically for the next five minutes. Needless to say, my virginity was still intact the next morning.

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